We are Sass and the Unicorn. Welcome, lovelies. May your souls join us in laughing at ourselves.
Unicorn: "It's like you can read my mind." Sass: "... But you said it." Unicorn: "Yeah, but you listened."
Sass: "fuck my life." Unicorn: "what about my life, huh??" Sass: "alright, I'll be generous. Fuck your life, too."
