We are Sass and the Unicorn. Welcome, lovelies.
May your souls join us in laughing at ourselves.

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Unicorn: "The people on the phone told me to just agree with you till they got here."


Unicorn: "Become the person you needed when you were younger."
Sass: "I'm going to a party.
Unicorn: "What kind of party?"
Sass: "A big party. Lots of people. Lots of fun."
Unicorn: "Cool. Remember who you are... Take lots of pictures."


Saturday, November 8, 2014

Damsel

Sass: "The only time I use that word is when they are in distress."

Friday, November 7, 2014

Unicorn: "I like my personality. It's made up of all the things I like."

Now I have more free time.

Sass: "No. You always had that much time, you just have less worry-time now."
Unicorn: "That's what I meant. Stop ruining this moment."