Olives

Sass: *sniffs olives*
Unicorn: "The Greeks live off these, you know. So if you don't like them, then you're not Greek."
Sass: *looks sheepishly at Unicorn before downing a green olive... Convulses like a madwoman*
Unicron: "...so... No."

Earrings

*Sass puts in cool looking earrings without a mirror for the first time*
Sass: "I don't know how to put these in."
Unicorn: "Of course it worked - it's the side of your face, it's not, like, Mexico."

Unicorn: *Solves problem for Sass.* "Hey, I just prob'd your solvem."

Unicorn: "The people on the phone told me to just agree with you till they got here."

Unicorn: "Become the person you needed when you were younger."

Sass: "I'm going to a party.
Unicorn: "What kind of party?"
Sass: "A big party. Lots of people. Lots of fun."
Unicorn: "Cool. Remember who you are... Take lots of pictures."

Damsel

Sass: "The only time I use that word is when they are in distress."

Unicorn: "I like my personality. It's made up of all the things I like."

Now I have more free time.

Sass: "No. You always had that much time, you just have less worry-time now."
Unicorn: "That's what I meant. Stop ruining this moment."